Hi.:)

Well, first, no, I haven't had this Wetpaint site since 2005. This is all stuff I posted on the message board from an old profile on another site. I was there from early 2005, stayed 'til the very end of 2006 and had racked up 24 pages of posts!:P There were actually plenty of people that posted more than I did, but I prefer quality over quantity. So, it was kinda nice to go through everything and be able to edit this down to bring up the quality even more.:) (I skipped all the jokes that I found in magazines or on the net. There was a lot of that but I didn't actually write it myself. I'm pondering starting a seperate joke page. And I skipped almost all the short questions I asked, a few news stories, a few songs...) But, yeah, this is most of it...:)...



January 1, 2006

:-)Happy New Year's!!!!!!!!:-D

Dude! And dudettes!! It's New Year's in Denmark!!! 2006 is here! Woohoo, 14 shots of vodka since 10:30pm and it's now 12:53am here...hee hee...I think I'll have another shot or two... HaPpY NeW YeAr!!!!!!!

December 31, 2005

Scooby Doo

I finally saw the Scooby Doo movie. I guess it's cool if you're about 5-10 years old. Otherwise...it's pretty stupid. I watched the whole thing though. Well! Holy cow, Sarah Michelle Gellar...in that skirt......total yumm, only reason I was interested. (I guess I'll watch her in anything. Oh my God, how I miss the Buffy series soOoOo mUcH...sniff, sniff......) And Scooby...just looks sTrAnGe!!! I mean, okay, I get if you're gonna make the movie, it has to be all cartoon or the dog is gonna have to be a computer generated thing. Something wrong with the face...it's not ugly, I guess, but not attractive or nice either, just plain strange-looking! Ha ha, speaking of stupid movies, I recorded Crossroads yesterday, you know...the movie with Britney Spears. I'll watch it one of these days or weeks soon, no rush. Well...Britney is in it, gotta see it. Does she wear any short skirts in that movie......hee hee...

December 13, 2005

In The News Today: Poisonous Spider In Supermarket

A poisonous special offer wound up in a supermarket last Thursday in Copenhagen, Denmark. A banana spider travelled with a crate of bananas from South America. Only an observant employee prevented the creature from being brought over to the day's sale of fruits and vegetables. "There is no doubt that the people who have been near the spider have been in mortal danger. Not only is the spider incredibly aggressive, but it is also...agile and can jump high," says animal keeper Lars Jensen from the zoo in Copenhagen. -------------------- Who wants to go to the store and look at fruit now?! Oh no...what's the word for fear of supermarkets? Hey, this thing kinda freaked me out a bit. I seriously do not like spiders, especially big ones. So, you know, just here to spread the joy...... Good luck shopping!

December 9, 2005

The Lord Of The Rings

I just recently saw parts 1 and 2! I was around 11 when I read the books, so as to how well the movies compare to the books, I couldn't say. I don't really remember books I read that long ago! But I would say this must be the one and only time where seeing the scenery and characters in the movie were better than what I imagined when I read it. Part one was pretty boring, I thought. A lot of nice scenery but I didn't feel for any of the characters, except Arwen! But she's there for, like, a couple of minutes. Gandalf was mildly interesting but that's about it. Now, Part 2, that was cool! The story is much more exciting, the scenery and effects and cinematography are quite a bit better, even the music (the music in the first one was horrible and way too loud, I thought, but in the second one...not quite as loud and terrible) and the whole feel of the movie is just magnificent! But...again, I'm not really into the characters, except Arwen, of course. I love her and she's so totally cool. In fact, I think a whole movie should be made all about the adventures of Arwen! Hee hee. Gandalf is interesting, at least, and a bit more than mildly this time. (Maybe the character is just growing on me.) Gollum is vErY interesting and quite an amazing achievement for a digital character. Gollum is memorable, fascinating, clearly steals the show and I really enjoy watching him, yet I still wouldn't say I particularly care about the character. Overall, I'd say part 2 was really good, not my favorite movie or anything but I'd say I enjoyed it. Now I'm wondering if part 3 can be more exciting or does everything calm down and get boring again. Hmmmm...

December 9, 2005

In The News Today: TV Explodes

A man of about 30 years old was in serious danger after a TV in his apartment in Nørresundby, Denmark, exploded. After the explosion, a fire broke out in the apartment. It was so strong that flames reached out of the windows. When the firefighters came into the apartment, they found the man lying on the sofa where he had seemingly fallen asleep. He was so badly harmed by smoke inhalation that he was taken to the hospital. -------------------- Do you ever wonder if television sets get sick of all the **** some people watch?! The TV was just sittin' there. The dude fell asleep. The TV is thinkin', like, "Damn, dude, change the channel! Turn me off! Do somethin' 'cause I can't stand this garbage anymore. I'm sick of this stuff, man, all this stupid junk. I've had it! I can't take it anymore!! Wake up!!! I'm sooo MAD right now!!!!" Then...BOOM!! The TV just explodes in rage and frustration. All these technological advances, smarter appliances...it will lead to the downfall of mankind. Imagine TV's silently planning a revolt against humans...

December 9, 2005

In The News Today: Doctor Forgets Patient

A doctor in Herning, Denmark, forgot a patient yesterday that was lying down in a consultation room with acupuncture needles in him. After a couple of hours, the patient was wondering why the doctor hadn't come back to remove the needles. He stood, went to take a look around and saw to his amazement that everything was dark, locked up, and no one was there. He was afraid to move around too much for fear of setting off the burglar alarm. In his distress, he called the police and the police then contacted the doctor. The doctor asked right away if there had been a break-in again, but I had to tell him it was more an attempt to break out, tells an officer from the Herning Police Department. -------------------- Well, I suppose that's one way to try and get rid of a difficult patient. Ha ha. Not exactly an ego booster there. That's a good story for therapy. Now, tell me Mr. X, exactly why is it you don't really trust doctors...? Maybe there were hidden cameras and it's all a part of the new season of Candid Camera!! Smile...... Ah, the joys of acupuncture. Feelin' better now?

November 25, 2005

In The News Today: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey "Part Ways"

Jessica and Nick, who turned mid-level music careers into a Hollywood star-spangled marriage, have separated following months of persistent breakup rumours. The couple announced their separation on Wednesday. "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," they said in a joint statement released by their publicists. "This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other." -------------------- Yep, I know, I know, this is, like, totally earthshattering awesomely important news here! At first I was shocked but, you know, within a minute I wasn't surprised at all. If you've ever been into watching "The Newlyweds", you can see their values and interests lie in totally different directions. Then I was thinking, maybe it's more a case of she got successful and he didn't. A lot of guys can't handle that. Leads to a lot of breakups in the entertainment industry. Yep, I know, I know, nobody's reading this...ha ha, except a few guys thinking, during various bouts of burping and passing gas through the other end, "Huh?! Jessica's available now? Hot damn, I have a chance! I gotta contact her..." Alright guys, go for it!!!!

November 24, 2005

Over Again

I found this song and totally absolutely f****n' flipped out over it this week! It's called "Over Again (Cicada Extended Remix)" by Odessi feat. Maria Nayler and it actually came out last year but I just heard it. Kind of a progressive blending of trance and guitar rock. Oh my God, my fav song of the week, one of those way out hOt burnin' rockin' totally freak me up and out songs that I've fallen in love with. I got some new material together for my workout last night. Was running. And this song came up, only the second time I heard it and it just lit a fire under my butt and had me off on a long hard jammin' sprint, man. Hot freakin' damn, I was all pumped up and sweating like my inner sprinkler system got turned on full blast! I mean, holy hot damn m******f****r, this song had me tOtaLLy HiGh, flashing and blasting off like an intense fireball, every cell in my body alive and switched and twitched to the max!! I was feelin' so strong and powerful, I was thinkin', hey, let me keep listenin' to this song, put me on any track in the world with the fastest runners on earth and I wiLL blow them ALL off the track!!!! I was absolutely sure of it! Oh my God, gotta love a song that at the right moment can pump you up and make you feel like the most powerful human on the planet. What a gooood run I had!! An hour and a half. I listened to this song 3 times and it pushed me into the best hardest run I've had in months! I'm looking forward to my run tonight too. LoVe this song!!!! The trip me out freak me up headbangin' rock me into another dimension sweaty burnin' hOt rOcKiN' most bitchin' beautiful kickass song of my week!!!!!!!

November 24, 2005

Aliens Exist

A sure sign that there are intelligent beings in outer space is that they haven't tried to contact us...

October 6, 2005

In The News Today: Hunter Knocked Unconscious By Goose

In Sweden, a hunter was knocked unconscious by a goose in an episode that the hunter himself describes as a bit of revenge from the prey. The hunter, Ulf Ilback, was hunting together with his son that aimed and shot a goose in flight. The son hit his target and goose fell down right on top of Ulf Ilback's head, knocking him unconscious. () He had to remain in bed for two days after being hit by the goose that fell from a height of 20 meters. "It really wanted revenge," he said to the local paper, Extra Ostergotland. ---------- Lesson for today: Hunting Is Dangerous! And...don't piss off a goose!! And, oh my gosh...what if it's worse than a simple lesson, what if word is spreading amongst the geese?! Suppose they all decide enough is enough and now is the time to wage war?! A whole army of kamikaze geese could be forming right now!!! They could be practicing and improving their technique to kill! It could be the end of human civilization...not disease, not extreme weather conditions, not the sun exploding and disappearing, not the shortage of resources on the planet, not aliens...no...kamikaze geese!!!!!!! Run for your lives! Mankind is doomed...absolutely doomed...

October 6, 2005

In The News Today: Python Attempts To Swallow Alligator

A starving python snake in the Everglades National Park in U.S.A. arouses concern: The snake tried to swallow an alligator. And exploded during the feast. Last week a biologist found a 1.8 meter long alligator halfway in an almost 4 meter long python. Only the back legs and the tale stuck out from the snake's mouth. "If they can kill an alligator, then they can also kill other animals," says professor Frank Mazzotti, who is worried that the aggressive Asian pythons will eat the park's population of endangered species. ---------- This sounds like something from a cartoon, doesn't it?! Oh my God, is this for real?! And, like...are these animals fenced in so people can look at them or are there just alligators and huge pythons out in the wild? If they're fenced in, cool, I'd like to check it out, if not, well...I guess I can suggest to anyone I don't like, hey, you should really go camping in the Everglades!!!

October 1, 2005

		In The Evening
		I was at the library to return a few CD's. Then I thought I'd just take a quick look around. Usually I reserve CD's over the internet. It's easier to see what's new and I can get stuff brought over from other libraries anywhere in the country but sometimes, at the front of the rows of CD's, there's something interesting and current that just got put back. God, I love the library here. The building is so huge!! It has a basement and a second floor. I can't even guess how many books there are. It's rare though that I check out books 'cause what I'm really into is the CD's! Oh my God, thousands and thousands of CD's, and new ones coming in almost every week. I love music and felt like a kid in a candy store when I first saw the library in this town. Holy #@%!, all that music...free!!! Over the years I've been exploring all types of music and building up my own personal library on mini-disc and I use that to make my own compilations. Oh yeah, but I'm getting off track here. Anyway, one of the CD's I grabbed this last time was Led Zeppelin's `In Through The Out Door´ from 1979. I've never been crazy about Zeppelin (I'm mostly into trance, house, and disco) but there are a few songs I've heard by them that I like, particularly one I heard a few times back in the 80's but I never knew the name of it. I checked out a couple Led Zeppelin CD's before, but didn't come across the song I was thinking of. Anyway, this time I did!! I chose this CD 'cause I saw it has "All My Love" and I know that one! That's hot. One of those old songs I've been kind of hoping to come across but never really looked that hard for it. And now after listening to it again tonight, it's really pretty good! Oh, and the first song on the CD is the one I've been looking for, the one I really wanted, "In The Evening"!!!! I love it! Daaaamn, that's a totally kickass rock song, man!! That's pretty wild, it was recorded at the very end of 1978 and here I am trippin' out over it now...such a kIcKaSs song, man......had my headphones on tonight and listened to it LOUD a whole bunch of times!!!! Holy f$"#ing shit, that song is so HOT!!!!!!!!!! *In The Evening* In the evening, when the day is done I'm looking for a woman, but the girl don't come So don't let her play you for a fool She don't show not pity, baby, she don't make no rules Oh, oh, I need your love, I need your love Oh, I need your love, I just got to have So don't you let her, oh, get under your skin It's only bad luck and trouble, from the day that you begin I hear you crying in the darkness, don't ask nobody's help Ain't no pockets full of mercy, baby, 'cause you can only blame yourself Oh, oh, I need your love, I need your love Oh, I need your love, I just got to have Oh, it's simple, all the pain that you go through You can turn away from fortune, fortune, 'cause that's all that's left to you It's lonely at the bottom, man, it's dizzy at the top But if you're standing in the middle, ain't no way you're gonna stop Oh, oh, I need your love, I need your love Oh, I need your love, I just got to have Oh, whatever that your days may bring No use hiding in a corner, 'cause that won't change a thing If you're dancing in the doldrums, one day soon, it's got to stop, it's got to stop When you're the master of off-chance, when you don't expect a lot Oh, oh, I need your love, I need your love Oh, I need your love, I just got to have

September 18, 2005

World Peace (Politics, Ghana and Starvation In Africa)

I saw a Danish documentary today on life and problems in Ghana, Africa. In general, I don't pay much attention to politics and am inclined not to say anything because (there are a zillion softer more fun subjects to discuss!) I don't really take the time to research and understand the details. (It's really more fun reading celebrity gossip and such!!!). Of course, I have a basic awareness of things going on and everyone knows people are starving in Africa, living in serious poverty and need help. I just assumed the best that could be done would be for other countries to send food and money and teach them how to produce their own food. This program I saw was about the farmers in Ghana and how the EU countries do send lots and lots of food. What was new to me was there are actually great numbers of farms, equipment, some machinery, vast numbers of farmers, they know how to cultivate the land and produce livestock as well. They are capable of producing quite a lot, but they don't anymore. Farms have shut down, people lost their jobs, some farms still produce a bit but lots of good land is unused now and they produce only a fraction of what is possible. Tons of over-production is disposed of. Literally tons of food is available but there's nowhere to sell it and it just sits in storage. The problem is the food costs 3 times more than what developed countries can produce. The EU sells food to Africa and it's much cheaper. So, I thought, yeah, but then it's up to the government in Ghana to simply add an import tax like all other countries do. That would even things out. The program goes on, no mention of that. I thought I had it all figured out and almost changed the channel. But then the subject did come up. The EU provides lots and lots of cheap food, more and more is coming in, and at the same time Ghana has "been told" do not tax this food or the help stops and there are to be no subsidies to farmers either. I was shocked! Subsequently, the EU is accused of making it easy to get rid of their own over-production. The head of the EU commented on it and said simply it wasn't true and there was no interest in that at all. () So, then, I had this brilliant idea of, like, hey, Ghana could sell to other countries! Well, that subject came up also. Other countries won't buy it. A lot of farmers have moved to the city. But the cities are over-crowded and there's no work there either. A lot of people walk around with baskets on their head filled with something to sell to drivers on the streets. One man was followed and interviewed for a bit. He can earn 50 cents, maybe a dollar a day. And that's it, all the money he gets. Farmers can't provide for their families anymore. Children are dying of starvation and the farmers and politicians in Ghana say so many of those children would be alive now if the farmers could make a living. The politicians are saying the future of the country depends on the farmers and what they can produce and sell and now everything is worse than ever. There was footage shot of one of the many political meetings in Ghana where there are places reserved for representatives of all the EU countries and most seats were empty. There were no representatives from many or most of the EU countries. And at the meetings, the politicians from the EU always talk nice, say the right things, say that the problem is unethical and has to stop, but when everyone packs up and returns to their home countries, not much of anything is ever done. I didn't see the program from the very start, but I saw most of it and watched every moment with deep intensity and fascination. Apparently, this is all much more involved and complicated than I ever imagined. But...I never really thought about it that much. Like I said, I always thought, hey, send food and money and teach them how to produce their own food. I'm so surprised this doesn't seem to have anything to do with American politics since money and greed play into this so much. (It seems to me it absolutely reeks of U.S. politics! But I guess not.) I guess politics anywhere can be disappointing. I understand companies or countries wanting to sell and make a profit and maybe even all the people involved are good at heart, yet everyone figures if they don't take advantage of the situation, someone else will. It's just sad. And I'm not saying I'm any different or morally superior to anyone else. Still, I'd like to think, if I were involved and working in politics, my decisions would always be for the people in the best way possible, no matter what country they came from or live in and no matter what everyone else is doing. Wouldn't it be nice if political decisions were not based on money and greed, but truly based on the yearning and desire to create peace and love and harmony between cultures? Wouldn't it be nice if love and world peace meant more than money? Usually, I'm disappointed with politics and don't understand how such bad decisions are made. Sometimes, maybe something begins with good intentions and then starts some rolling growing snowball effect in some other direction and nobody stops it. The weird thing is...right now, I'm wondering if politics is simply some entity like you or me on a larger scale. Like I said, I don't claim to be any better or morally superior to anyone else. What if I actually had the power to make a difference...what would I do? People are in politics and politics is no better than the people are... I don't know...just thinking... Maybe change starts with me. I'll admit, I love money and material things too much and I can be greedy about it. I'm embarrassed to contemplate how many of my personal decisions are based on money. If I change for the better maybe, by example, it will encourage someone else to change for the better, and so on and so on...a chain reaction to improve the world! And wow, wouldn't it be great if you, I, a few other people reading this could all do that...? Well, it's a thought. I don't feel right just complaining, saying there's nothing I can do and offering no solution. So here's mine for today, my brilliant idea (which...will be interesting to see if you and I forget about it by tomorrow)... Maybe more love and world peace starts with you and me!!

September 16, 2005

In The News Today: Motorcyclist Killed By Horse

A 39 year old man was killed when he, on a motorcycle, drove into a stray horse. The accident happened in Denmark early this morning between Farsø (name of a town) and Aars (another town) on Holmevej (name of street). The deceased is from the local area. Apparently, the horse got out of a fenced enclosure because a gate was open, inform the police. ---------- Okay, interesting way to die but I'm really wondering about the horse. Oh my gosh, poor thing! Like, how old was the horse? Was it male or female? What color? Did it have family? Is it injured, dead, doing okay or what? Good grief, such a traumatic experience for a horse. I really hope it's okay. Good thoughts, love and hugs and kisses to the horse...

September 15, 2005

Snail Shake

I have a very simple recipe for a healthy cheap drink! If you've got a house with a yard, you've probably got snails. They roam around eating your plants! How 'bout a little revenge?! Along with a tasty treat! It's great for guests as well!! Sound good? Okay then... Get a pail, basket, or big bowl, maybe a glass jar, some kind of container and get outside and collect a bunch of snails. I'd say...oh, 20-50 oughta do it. Get the big juicy ones! If you're having a particularly good collecting day, get all you can, the extras can be stored in the refrigerator. Or put 'em in the freezer for long time storage. Oh, and feel free to take a taste test at any point during the gathering phase. Bite the head off of one to sample this season's delights. Or possibly peel the shell off and pop the whole freshly peeled snail into your mouth. Mmmm, suck on that for a few seconds and bite down. Feel the squish!! Wow, what a rush! How's the flavor, good enough? If not, maybe try a different area of the yard. And if peeling the shell off is really just too much hassle, it's not absolutely necessary, just go ahead and pop the sucker in your mouth unpeeled and bite down. The shell crushes easily in your mouth and the wonderful juices inside will flood your mouth with flavor! When you've gathered enough, take 'em to your kitchen. Now all you need is a blender and some milk. Maybe some ice cubes. You may want to peel the shells off, since you'll be making a drink. Although, if it sounds like too much bother, hey, screw it, leave the shells on! They add fiber after all and a bit of a nice crunch. So, get all the snails in the blender, shells peeled off or unpeeled, whichever you prefer. You may want to wash them first, but they tend to be fairly clean. Then add milk. Basically, you're your own artist here, go for the ratio you feel is best. Add some ice cubes if you want a nice extra cold drink. (Great during the summer!) You may want to enjoy a moment or two watching the critters suffer and drown in the milk or start climbing the inside of the blender thinking they can escape their fate of being sliced into bits by the spinning blade. Ah, yes, now turn the blender on. I'd say 20-30 seconds should do it. It could be a little chunky. Maybe you'll enjoy it that way. Picture this, when you drink it, do you want a few chunks to chew on a little bit? Maybe you'd like to feel some small bits slide down your throat? Or...do you want everything smooth and creamy? That way you can swish and slosh it around throughout your mouth and between your teeth before you swallow. If you want it smooth, maybe keep the blender on 1-2 minutes. And good thing blenders make all that noise. You wouldn't want yourself or someone else to hear the snails screaming and feel sorry for those yucky things. Revenge is the word, right?! No mercy! Well, then you're all done. Pour yourself a refreshing delightful snail shake! Imagine right now bringing the glass (or cup) to your lips, taking in a nice big mouthful...savoring that moment, swish your tongue around in it, taste it, enjoy it and swallow. Mmmmmmmm. Does it need some sugar? 'Cause you can add sugar, of course, to make it sweeter. You might also want to experiment with adding various fruits or vegetables to blend up with it. The combinations are endless! There's also coffee, chocolate milk mix, juice, ice cream, yogurt...so many possibilities!! Raw eggs even! Maybe add a few sardines, mayonnaise, a little ketchup and some cooking oil, see if that turns out to be anything. In fact, I'm offering more than a recipe, I'm offering a unique and surely highly profitable investment opportunity!!! I have an idea about opening a chain of snail shake bars! It's original, refreshing, not to mention all cheap ingredients! This is the idea of the century!!!!! (Now, I'm sharing this idea with you as a friend, please don't steal it!) Let's work together and invest in this truly amazing idea! (I'll admit, I haven't actually tried the product myself. Many mouths are better than one, so I'm depending on you, my investors, to experiment and concoct new tasty recipes that people will drink!) My dear investors, please, make a pledge right now to send me money to begin our tentatively titled Snail Shake Corporation. Full partners as well as small shareholders are welcome! I heartily encourage a minimum investment of 50 dollars. (No checks, cash only. Although, you may send your credit card along with your pin code and I will deduct whatever amount you prefer and send the card back to you.) And should you wisely choose to invest in this truly amazing wonderful money making opportunity...thank you for your support! In any case, you have here a wonderful recipe you can use again and again the rest of your life. You can even enjoy a refreshing wonderful snail shake every day!

August 27, 2005

In The News Today: Inequality In The World Grows

The gap between the rich and the poor parts of the world grow. Inequality between top and bottom in the individual countries grows also. These warnings come in a new FN report. 80 percent of all combined production belongs to one billion people that live in the world's richest countries, while five billion people share the rest. In the individual countries, the differences are increasing. This applies also to rich countries such as U.S.A. and Britain, where especially the rich have gotten richer. ---------- Mmm hmm, but we all know that. Seconds after I read that, John Lennon's song "Imagine" was playing in my head. Well, since the world's never gonna be like the song --damn, I wish I was born into a rich family!!! I don't need fame, but oh Lord, would I just lOvE to party and get down with ****loads of money!!!!!!! Mmmm yeah, mansions around the world, spend my life travelling, shopping and hanging out at one of my various castles with all the luxuries money can buy!! Sigh... (Actually, I could be quite content without millions a year but just, say, 100,000 dollars a year -tax free, of course- could make me absolutely way out hot rockin' gleefully skip down the street do the Snoopy dance and shake my booty 'til I get sore wILdLy freakin' hApPy!!!)

August 26, 2005

Newlyweds

I was watching some old episode of The Newlyweds on MTV, you know, that show with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. I love it when I just happen to sit down, channel surf during dinner and find an old episode of some show that I like that I haven't seen before. God, it was funny!!! The one where Nick is moving the arcade video games into the house and Jessica goes out shopping all day and spends 1400 dollars on sheets, plus buys clothes and other stuff. Jessica comes home, so carefully inching her Mercedes into the garage like an 80 year old woman. Then she wants to wash the new sheets but doesn't know how to use the washing machine or how much detergent to use...... "Is the washing machine broken?" she's asking Nick. He comes downstairs, starts the water for a half second, turns it off. "How did you do that?" Jessica asks in awe. Soon they're checking out the video games. Nick says he got Jessica one. He starts it up, obviously enjoying it, in love with this shooting game and she's sitting there looking at him like he's an absolute idiot, totally and completely out of his mind for enjoying it so much. "You got this for me?" she says. Then it's her turn. Oh my gosh...pretty girl who has no idea what to do with a gun, trying out various shooting techniques. It's hilarious! And she's so quickly bored with it...and wants it turned off, so Nick will leave it alone and they can have dinner... Then they're deciding on what DVD to see that evening. Nick wants to watch Scarface and Jessica wants to see Fried Green Tomatoes. Hee hee. They settle on Scarface 'cause that one Jessica hasn't seen. She asks if there's any romance in it. Nick promises her there is. And so on and so on... It's such a silly show, but I can't take my eyes off it. If it's an episode I haven't seen...I'm spellbound. It's sooo funny sometimes!! And I applaud them for letting themselves be filmed during some really silly everyday kind of moments and conversations and arguments that most people wouldn't want anyone else to know about...concrete proof stars are just people too...everybody does really stupid stuff or says idiotic things sometimes. God, I bet most stars would scream, throw a tantrum and possibly have a heart attack if they knew moments like that would be shown on national TV, then syndicated around the world! No matter what dumb things I may have done or said lately, after watching that show, I can laugh and say, see, it was nothing, everything's okay...

August 26, 2005

In The News Today: Terminator Lawsuit

An appeals court has ruled that an Australian couple can sue director James Cameron over an effect used in the film "Terminator 2: Judgment Day". Filia and Constantinos Kourtis claim that they came up with the idea for a character that changes shape for a 1987 movie called "The Minotaur". The couple said in court papers that they hired a writer, William Green, to craft a screenplay. Later, the alleged, the screenplay was shared with Cameron, who directed and co-wrote "Terminator 2", which was released in 1991. ---------- What, like only this one couple could ever possibly imagine "a character that changes shape"?! I seriously doubt this suit will amount to anything. There have been quite a few cases where someone sues over a popular movie or song or book, claiming their idea was stolen. But I can't remember a single case where the person suing won anything out of it. Well...a lot of people like to gamble or play the lottery and I don't get that either. I like things where the odds are in MY favor.

August 25, 2005

In The News Today: Police Found Ecstasy Lab

A 22 year old man was brought before the court in Denmark yesterday for a preliminary hearing after police discovered a small laboratory for producing Ecstasy in his apartment. The apartment was loaded with bottles, plastic tubes and various liquids when police searched the apartment in Vanløse, Copenhagen. The police believe the young man by himself produced Ecstasy and sold it. The 22 year old has partly admitted to the charges. He has now been in jail 13 days, 6 of them in isolation. ---------- Really, you mean you can make it yourself?!! Hmmmmm...... Well, you see, I was never very rebellious in my teenage years...only discovered the joys of vodka a few years ago, haven't tried any drugs at all...nothing!!! And now that I'm willing to experiment and really get down and pArTy...nobody I know does that stuff......

August 25, 2005

In The News Last Week: Bill Clinton

(From a Danish magazine last week...) Clinton received an offer from a government official in Kenya that fell in love with the ex-president's daughter, Chelsea, during their visit to Africa. Not less than 40 goats and 20 cows was offered for Chelsea, which by Kenyan standards is quite generous. So far, Bill hasn't officially turned down the offer.

August 24, 2005

In The News Today: Bloodthirsty Mosquitos Attack Swedes

The humid summer weather in Sweden has given good growth conditions for bloodthirsty super-mosquitos, that are spreading and multiplying at an alarming rate. The mosquitos, from the species ochlerotatus sticticus, is found in enormous amounts around the areas of Linkoping, Halmstad, Kristianstad, Gullspång, Hassleholm and inner Stockholm. In a single mosquito trap in Enkoping, researchers caught 89,500 mosquitos in one night, which is believed to be the world's record in mosquito density. Normally, it's considered uncomfortable to be in areas where 2000-3000 mosquitos get trapped in 24 hours. ---------- Yikes!! Ewwwwwww! Yucky, barf, barf!!! Gross!!!! Okay, on my list of things not to do anytime soon...don't go to Sweden... And those freakin' things better stay there and not migrate! Stay there, die there, leave me alone...yucky beasts...

August 20, 2005

I Found My Pancake Spoon!!!! :o)

About 3 weeks ago, I was making my wonderful (and may I also add...wildly tasty!!) apple pancakes, everything was mixed, ready to go, I turn around and suddenly my favorite pancake spoon was gone! Like, huh?!! I remembered pulling it out of the drawer, I remembered seeing it! So, I looked for it, in the drawer several times, looked over the kitchen counter tops, glanced around in every room, searched the trash, under the sink, the refrigerator, inside the stove, then every drawer and cabinet in the whole kitchen, my bed, between the couch cushions in the living room...I looked everywhere and it was gone!!! Vanished! Poof!! I couldn't understand it. It was too weird!! I actually started pondering the possiblity of ghosts and such! Well, I thought, okay, it has to be somewhere. Prob'ly in a couple of days it'll turn up...somewhere... And, yeah, sure, I have other spoons but I like this particular one! It's special!! It's the perfect size to fill it up and drop the batter down in my big fry pan...exactly three times, to make sets of three nice little pancakes! Anyway, so a day goes by. Nothing. Hasn't turned up. A few days go by, nothing. A week goes by, still haven't found it. I was totally convinced it was simply gone and I'd never ever ever see it again. It would just be some weird funky wild mystery I'd remember the rest of my life and could tell my grandchildren someday...... Then, this morning, about 3 weeks later...I found it!!!!!!! Holy cow!!!! Any guesses where it was? Any guesses at all?? This thing had me baffled and confused me for 3 weeks!! This morning, I decided to make my apple pancakes. I took out the bag of flour, the one that's almost empty and...there's the spoon...inside the bag of flour............ Hee hee hee...quite a cheerful and amusing morning...... I FOUND MY SPOON!!! YaHoO! Man, I should so totally work for the F.B.I. 'cause, like, I's B gooood!! I found my spoon. I could find anything!!

August 18, 2005

Too Lost In You

You look into my eyes I go out of my mind I can't see anything 'Cause this love's got me blind I can't help myself I can't break the spell I can't even try I'm in over my head You got under my skin I got no strength at all In the state that I'm in And my knees are weak And my mouth can't speak Fell too far this time Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do (you do) I'm too lost in you (Too lost in you) Ooh Well, you whispered to me And I shiver inside You undo me and move me In ways undefined And you're all I see And you're all I need Help me, baby (Help me, baby) Help me, baby (Help me, now) 'Cause I'm slipping away Like the sand to the tide Falling into your arms Falling into your eyes If you get too near I might disappear I might lose my mind Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do (you do) I'm too lost in you (Too lost in you) I'm going crazy in love for you, baby (I can't eat and I can't sleep) I'm going down like a stone in the sea Yeah, no one can rescue me (No one can rescue me) Oooh, my baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do (you do) I'm too lost in you I'm lost in you I'm lost in you I'm lost in everything about you So deep (so deep), I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do (you do) I'm too lost in you (Too lost in you) by Sugababes (2003)

August 18, 2005

Stronger

I'll make it through the rainy days I'll be the one who stands here longer than the rest When my landscape changes, rearranges I'll be stronger than I've ever been No more stillness, more sunlight Everything's gonna be alright I know there's gonna be a change Better find your way out of fear If you wanna come with me Then that's the way it's gotta be I'm all alone and finally I'm getting stronger You'll come to see Just what I can be I'm getting stronger Sometimes I feel so down and out Like emotion that's been captured in a maze I had my ups and downs Trials and tribulations I overcome it day by day Feeling good and almost powerful A new me, that's what I'm looking for I know there's gonna be a change Better find your way out of fear If you wanna come with me Then that's the way it's gotta be I'm all alone and finally I'm getting stronger You'll come to see Just what I can be I'm getting stronger I didn't know what I had to do I just knew I was alone People around me But they didn't care So I searched into my soul I'm not the type of girl that will let them see her cry It's not my style I get by See, I'm gonna do this for me I know there's gonna be a change Better find your way out of fear If you wanna come with me Then that's the way it's gotta be I'm all alone and finally I'm getting stronger You'll come to see Just what I can be I'm getting stronger by Sugababes (2002)

August 17, 2005

Who Makes You Feel

I don't touch you the way I used to I don't call and write when I'm away We don't make love as often as we did do What couldn't wait now waits and usually goes away But listen and think when I say it Oh, but listen and think when I say it Who makes you feel the way that I make you feel Who loves you and knows you the way I do Who touches you and holds you quite like I do Who makes you feel like I make you feel I don't mind if you come home late I don't ever ask you where you've been I just assume if there's a problem, you'll tell me But listen and think when I say it Oh, but listen and think when I say it Who makes you feel the way that I make you feel Who loves you and knows you the way I do Who touches you and holds you quite like I do Who makes you feel like I make you feel Who makes you feel like I make you feel Who makes you feel like I make you feel Being weak, when I am strong Being seen, for who you are Being sad and lost but not alone But listen and think when I say it Oh, but listen and think when I say it Who makes you feel the way that I make you feel Who loves you and knows you the way I do Who touches you and holds you quite like I do Who makes you feel like I make you feel by Dido (2003)

August 17, 2005

In The News Today: Cows Fed With Hash

In Russia, a slightly wild idea about what kind of grass the cows should eat was introduced as a possibility. This coming winter can a number of cows look forward to merrily hanging out and dining in a field full of marijuana. Around 40 tons of marijuana was discovered in a field near the Ural region. Instead of burning the field, came the unusual proposal on the table of letting the cows eat it, since the field also contains the cows winter food like corn and wheat. ---------- I imagine the cows will have quite a good time this winter......

August 14, 2005

In The News Today: Drove Into A Tree A 23 year old lost his life last night when he lost control of his car and rammed into a tree between Solrød and Jersie, north of Køge, Denmark. His 26 year old passenger survived the accident receiving only a broken ankle. According to the police, either the speed was too high or the driver fell asleep behind the wheel. The collision was so violent the the motor was thrown out of the car six meters away. The police also inform that the stretch between Solrød and Jersie is a black spot concerning accidents. ---------- Okay, certainly not the first time anyone ever rammed their car into a tree. But I was thinking about the poor tree. Some say plants can feel and sense things. If a plant can sense or feel anything, it sure would've felt that!! Imagine being a tree, living right near a highway. All those cars zooming by every day and every night for your whole life, probably. You're stuck there. And if you ever sense a car coming too close, there's nothing you can do about it. It's not like you can suddenly uproot yourself and hop out of the way. You're stuck there and WHAM!!!! Does a living thing that big not feel that...?! And if the tree lives, would it suffer in agony and slowly die? Or if it survives, would it not suffer for years after that? Just a thought...

August 14, 2005

In The News: New Beer

I saw this little article in a newspaper over the weekend and thought it was pretty interesting... The American master brewer Jim Koch believes the common beer is weak rubbish. Therefore, he has introduced a beer called Sam Adams Utopias 2005, with an alcohol content of 25 percent. "Utopias is a little like going on an expedition to an unknown land of alcoholic drinks," explains a sober Koch to the magazine Brandweek. These bottles of lager are designed to be stored with the home's finest wines, so they can be opened during very special celebrations. This beer, because of its strength, is forbidden in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Missouri, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, South Carolina, Washington and West Virginia. They have to settle for drinking Sam Adams regular beer, that also comes in a light version. ---------- Do you guys all know about this?! Jeez, it's about time! I mean, come on...beer is like...panther piss! It has bubbles, that's nice. But I've never liked it. And I'd have to drink a whole bunch of 'em to get any buzz at all off of beer. I've always thought, if they're gonna make something that tastes that bad, at least put more freakin' alcohol in it, jeez. Even at 25 percent...no thanks, I'll pass, but good idea!! Myself, I luvs me vodka!!! You guys can have all the beer! Wine too, for that matter. Give me plenty of vodka and I'm hApPy!!

August 13, 2005

Love

Love is, like, Oh my God Very Essential

August 13, 2005

Some Funny Danish Words...:o)...

Imagine seeing a sign with the words "god mad"...hee hee. This is actually a commonly used phrase in Danish. Believe in God or he will get mad and kill you! No, actually... In Danish...god = good...in English mad = food good mad = good food and...dog = however; after all; really; ever (in a question) to = two fire = four seks = six sex = sex pik = dick "Middelfart" is (are you ready for this?)...the name of a town! And you just don't know how many times I've been so grateful I don't live there!! But it is fairly close to where I live, there are people that live there (hee hee...suckers! Ha ha...) and I've passed through that town...which, gotta tell ya, pretty gosh darn amusing the first few times! Imagine being born in Middelfart......hee hee hee... Of course, although Danish words may look similar or even exactly like English words, the pronounciation is usually quite different. The meaning can be quite different too (although...in general, what looks like English is usually about the same. I'm just pointing out some funny exceptions.) For example "mus" is pronounced "moose" but it doesn't mean moose, it actually means mouse! "Slutspurt" is a very commonly used term. It's seen on store signs all over and in advertisements... Oh, believe me, qUiTe amusing when I first saw this word. It's all over the place! Too bad it doesn't have anything to do with sluts or sex, 'cause I sure could use some of that!!! Actually, it just means, like, clearance sale. "Slut" is a very common word in Danish! But, I'm sure you've guessed, it means nothing like the English word. In Danish, it's pronounced "sloot" and it simply means end; over; finished. And slutspurt is pronounced something like "slootspoort". Imagine being in a car, you're going down the highway and you see the word "fartkontrol" on a street sign! Oh, it happens in Denmark! Ah, yes, then we have "fart"...again, very common word. Pronounced "fahrt". Any guesses what that means? "kontrol" = control On several occasions, it's been known to take me up to several minutes to calm down after seeing a sign with the word "fartkontrol". I suppose, the first couple of times it gave me the giggles for a half hour or more! Really, think about that, you're in a new country for the first time, you don't really understand anything and suddenly you see something serious looking about "fartkontrol" on a street sign!!? I don't know how to begin to explain how hilarious that is...good God, that totally cracked me up!! Okay, "fart" in Danish simply means speed; rate; pace. But, you know, even knowing that, it's possible to amuse yourself for at least an hour thinking about all the possibilities and things that could happen. Like, imagine getting pulled over for speeding...and basically, the officer will tell you your "fart" was too high, he'll write you up for that, you'll get a fine to be paid and, hey, you better not laugh or he's gonna think it's more than your "fart" that's too high! And, like, oh my God, what if you were in a fartkontrol zone and you accidently let one slip out. You better run, 'cause the cops are real serious about that stuff! You wouldn't want something like that on your police record, would you? And then you have to worry about stuff, like, what if your dog farts in a fartkontrol zone, or a relative's kids. Who's responsible for that when it comes to the law?!! And imagine...this is someone's job...catching people exceeding the "fart" limit. See what I mean? You can amuse yourself for quite awhile with this...(I know I have...)... And, hey, U gotta love a country that has "fartkontrol"! A few last words: In Danish --Jeg elsker dig. Any guesses what that means? And even if you had a thousand guesses, you still wouldn't be able to guess the right pronounciation. Oh, Danish people love to listen to foreigners pronounce/read something you have no idea how to pronounce! Even more common, they'll tell you a phrase in Danish and ask you to repeat it! It's fUnNy...well, depending on if you're the one asking or the one answering. Hell, I've been here for years and I still can't pronounce the vowels perfectly. By the way, the Danish alphabet is the same as in English, except there are three extra letters, all vowels, on the end. After z comes æ, ø, and last is å. And this is where the trouble comes in for me, too many vowels sound about the same!! (But Danish people keep insisting there's a difference! Hmph!!) I don't usually have trouble with words, but if I have to say the vowels individually...I'm kinda lost. I swear some of 'em sound the same! Anyway, well, this one's not hard to explain... Jeg elsker dig. The first word is not "high" but rhymes with high...as does the last word... Yigh elsk-air die. It means "I love you".

August 13, 2005

Johnny 99

Well, they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none He came home too drunk from mixin' tanqueray and wine He got a gun, shot a night clerk, now they call him Johnny 99 Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light you don't stop Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind Out in front of the club Tip Top and they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 99 Well, the city supplied a public defender but the judge was mean John Brown He came into the courtroom and stared poor Johnny down Well, the evidence is clear, gonna let the sentence, son, fit the crime Prison for 98 and a year and we'll call it even Johnny 99 A fist fight broke out in the courtroom They had to drag Johnny's girl away His mama stood up and shouted, judge, don't take my boy this way Well, son, you got a statement you'd like to make Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away Now, judge, I had debts no honest man could pay The bank was holdin' my mortgage and they were gonna take my house away Now, I ain't sayin' that makes me an innocent man But it was more 'n all this that put that gun in my hand Well, your honor, I do believe I'd be better off dead So, if you can take a man's life for the thoughts that's in his head Then sit back in that chair and think it over, judge, one more time And let 'em shave off my hair and put me on that execution line by Bruce Springsteen (1982)

August 13, 2005

Nebraska

I saw her standin' on her front lawn Just twirlin' her baton Me and her went for a ride, sir And ten innocent people died From the town of Lincoln, Nebraska With a sawed off .410 on my lap Through the badlands of Wyoming I killed everything in my path I can't say that I'm sorry for the things that we done At least for a little while, sir Me and her, we had us some fun The jury brought in a guilty verdict And the judge, he sentenced me to death Midnight in a prison storeroom With leather straps across my chest Sheriff, when the man pulls that switch, sir And snaps my poor head back You make sure my pretty baby Is sittin' right there on my lap They declared me unfit to live Said into that great void my soul'd be hurled They want to know why I did what I did Well, sir, I guess there's just a meanness in this world by Bruce Springsteen (1982)

August 13, 2005

Night Patrol

See him huddled in the shadows Sleepin' on his cardboard bed Using rags for a pillow Where he lays his unwashed head His blanket's old newspaper Not much good against the snow See so many out there like him When you walk the night patrol When you walk the night patrol Oh, you wonder where he came from Where he's gonna go Was it a woman or a bottle? That's brought him down so low What's happened to his family? Do they know he's out here in the cold? He's just a nameless soldier Marching on the night patrol Marching on the night patrol Like that girl there on the corner She can't be more than seventeen She's run away from somewhere Takin' nothin' but her dreams Now those dreams are lying shattered As the street exacts its toll And she's just another victim Lost out on the night patrol Oh, you could ask me why I'm out here Where do I fit into the scene Now I'm drawing unemployment Got replaced by a machine And I'm tortured by my bad habits Sometimes, I lose this struggle to control And the street has its attractions When you walk the night patrol When you walk the night patrol by Robert Cray (1988)

August 11, 2005

What Can I Say

Yeah...I found this song today called "What Can I Say" by Sweat Attack. (Don't worry, I've never heard of this group either......) It's a trance song with really cool hippie style guitar licks, a nice beat, a bit of vocal content...mostly, like: Celebrating the love What can I say to mesmerize you What can I say to mesmerize you Celebrating the love Just sUcH a trippy awesome rockin' hot headbangin' good song!!! Oh my God, my head was bobbing and thrusting and bouncing so much "celebrating the love" of music, I was actually wondering if anyone ever threw their neck out that way...hee hee hee... Yeah, faaaar out, groovy, right on, cool, peace, man!!

August 11, 2005

		In The News Today: Bunny Set On Fire
		A young boy has been sentenced to 60 days in jail and may not own, take care of or use animals for a long period. That is the decision of the court in Rødovre, Denmark, over a case on the mistreatment of rabbits that belonged to an institution in Rødovre. In the spring of 2004, the rabbits were taken out of their cages. Lamp oil was poured on one. The animal was set on fire and it ran around screaming until it died. Another rabbit was beaten and used as a soccer ball by the boy and his friends. The two friends were sentenced to 20 days in jail. ---------- I cried after I read that... This just totally breaks my heart...... Oh my gosh...poor sweet lil bunnies...... I suppose it's ironic that people can die in every way imaginable and I often find humor in it, laugh, or just have no reaction but...oh man, sweet lil bunnies...and I totally lost it, tears were rolling down my face...more than once today...... Why does there have to be such cruelty??!!! How can anyone raise children with such a lack of compassion??! Oh my God, that is just SO purely evil and so heartless and shocking... Those boys have serious need for psychological help!!!! I'm just sooo so upset about this...

August 10, 2005

In The News Today: Woman Dies Under Rolling Stone

(And, no, this not some wild sex tale involving Mick or Keith or another one of the guys from the band!) A 50 year old Danish woman that was on a hike in north Sweden died yesterday when she was hit and then stuck under a large stone that had rolled on top of her. The woman's husband ran several kilometers before he found another tourist that could call the police with a mobile phone. Bad weather slowed down air assistance. The first rescuers came on the scene two and a half hours after the accident. As far as the police could determine Tuesday evening, the woman was climbing over the stone when the stone came loose. She lost her balance and fell in front of the stone and the stone rolled on top of her. ---------- Yikes!! And oouuuch!!! That must've been one pissed off rock. Imagine just napping in the sun and being suddenly and rudely awakened by someone climbing and stepping all over you...and you're a rock...what would you do?

August 10, 2005

In The News Today: 4 Year Old Walked 5 Km. Alone

An adventurous 4 year old boy left his vacationing German family yesterday at Houstrup Beach in Denmark. When the family discovered that he was gone, the police were informed and a huge search was begun. Police dogs and cross-country vehicles from the military in Oksbøl were employed. The boy was found safe and well around 5 kilometers away at Henne Beach. According to the police, the boy was in good spirits and the family was more than relieved to have their little vacationing family all together again. ---------- Wow, little dude has skillz!! The beginnings of a future Olympian...? Hmmm...archeologist? Or maybe he was just practicing, you know, for those teenage years when he's really planning to drive everyone nuts?!

August 9, 2005

In The News Today: Sexual Assault Was Just Sex

Police in Esbjerg, Denmark, were dispatched to an alleged assault on a woman last Sunday. The neighbor had heard the woman moaning and called the police. ( ) The police quickly arrived at the "crime scene" and when the officers knocked on the door to the apartment, the woman answered and said, "Now's not really a good time." And added that she had been in bed having fun. () Hee hee hee...wow, must've been quite some moaning going on......

August 6, 2005

Am I Human?

I pay bills, does that make me human? Sometimes, I think the companies I pay bills to are the only ones glad for my existence on the planet. They send me letters and they'd surely come looking for me if I died or disappeared. That's a kind of caring, I suppose, Maybe that makes me human...'cause someone cares...kind of... But then...if I wasn't here to pay the rent, someone else would live here and pay the rent, electricity, water, the phone, cable TV and all the rest. I'm just an expendable part...and when I don't do what I'm supposed to anymore, when I cease to function to satisfaction...I'll be simply replaced... So, am I human? It can be said that being human is to feel, to express emotion. But what is emotion? I laugh sometimes. It's a distinct sound. But machines make noise too...when they run good, when they run bad... My body shudders and water leaks from my eyes at night once in awhile. Is that emotion, is that human? But machines sometimes produce excess waste also...in the form of gas or liquid or extra material of some sort... So, am I human...? I'm going to bed now. Does that make me human...if I go to bed...? Machines have built in programs that shut them down so they can cool off. That way they don't burn out and they last longer... Am I human...?!

August 5, 2005

In The News Today: Man Killed In Go-Kart

Yesterday, a ride in a go-kart on a street in Ringkøbing, Denmark, cost a 32 year old man his life. The man was injured when he lost control of the go-kart and drove into a parked car. () An ambulance came to take the man to the hospital in Herning. On the way, a doctor that was also in the ambulance stated that the 32 year old had died. () Wow, what an embarrassing way to die. Imagine being his relative and explaining that to everyone. It just sounds so ridiculous. I wonder if the relatives will make something up or keep the explanation really short, you know, like, yeah...he died in a car accident. And then simply be praying...please, don't ask me to explain... Well, at least he died having fun. Up until the last minute before he crashed... Hmmm, I wonder if insurance covers the damages if a go-kart crashes in your car......

August 5, 2005

Sinner's Prayer

Lord, have mercy Lord, have mercy on me Lord, have mercy Lord, have mercy on me Well, if I done somebody wrong, Lord have mercy, if you please I used to have plenty of money The finest clothes in town Bad luck and trouble overtook me, brother Tryin' to get me down Please have mercy Lord, have mercy on me Well, if I done somebody wrong, Lord have mercy, if you please Keep on workin' my child Oh, in the mornin', Lord Well, if I been a bad boy, baby I'll try and change my ways Don't want bad luck and trouble to worry me all my days Please have mercy Lord, have mercy on me Well, if I done somebody wrong, Lord have mercy, if you please Ohh, Lord --by Ray Charles My favorite Ray Charles song. One of the really old ones. This one's way back from 1953.

August 3, 2005

In The News Today: Run Away Cow Shot

For almost 3 months, a piebald milk cow had been living freely in the woods near Ry in Hemstok, Denmark. But, last night, the cow met her slayers in the form of two local hunters, that took her down with three shots. This somewhat untraditional big game hunt was launched after farmer Ole Pedersen's cow ran off after having butted the farmer's wife. Despite many attempts to track the runaway cow, she succeeded in hiding in the woods for most of the summer. Until last night. You know, I never met this cow, but I like her! LMFAO!!! And what's with Danish farmers...no sense of humor?! Hmmm, well...on the other hand, if it were my wife or girlfriend or whatever, I wouldn't have been too pleased about it either...but it wasn't, so to me that was one funny cow......

August 3, 2005

Just For A Thrill

Just for a thrill You changed the sunshine to rain Just for a thrill You filled my heart with pain To me you were my pride and joy But to you, I was merely a toy A plaything that you could toss around at will Just for a thrill You made my life one sad song Just for a thrill You just led me along Although you're free and havin' your fun To me you're still the only one 'Cause you made my heart stand still Just for a thrill Although you're free and havin' your fun To me you're still the only one 'Cause you made my heart stand still Well, it was just for a thrill And, baby, you, you made my heart stand still Just for a thrill --by Ray Charles (1959)

August 3, 2005

I Believe To My Soul

One of these days and it won't be long You're gonna look for me and I'll be gone 'Cause I believe (I believe, yes I believe) I say I believe right now (I believe, yes I believe) Well, I believe to my soul now You're tryin' to make a fool of me (I believe it, I believe it) Well, you're goin' 'round here with your head so hard I think I'm gonna have to use my rod 'Cause I believe (I believe, yes I believe) I say I believe right now (I believe, yes I believe) Well, I believe to my soul now You're tryin' to make a fool of me (I believe it, I believe it) Last night you were dreaming and I heard you say "Oh, Johnny" when you know my name is Ray That's why I believe right now (I believe, yes I believe) I say I believe right now (I believe, yes I believe) Well, I believe to my soul now You're tryin' to make a fool of me (I believe it) --by Ray Charles (1959)

August 3, 2005

These Arms Of Mine

These arms of mine They are lonely Lonely and feeling blue These arms of mine They are yearning Yearning from wanting you And if you Would let them hold you, oh how grateful I will be These arms of mine They are burning Burning from wanting you These arms of mine They are wanting Wanting to hold you And if you Would let them hold you Ohh, how grateful I will be Come on, come on, baby Just be my little woman Just be my lover I need somebody to treat me right I need your loving arms to hold me tight And I need your tender lips too Hold me, hold me --by Otis Redding (1963)

August 3, 2005

Pain In My Heart

Pain in my heart Is turning me cold Where can my baby be Lord, no one knows Pain in my heart Just won't let me sleep Where can my baby be Lord, where can she be And now the days Has begin to get tough I say I want you to come back, come back Come back, baby I had enough Ohh A little pain in my heart Just won't let me be Wake up restless nights Lord and I can't even sleep Mmm, mmm yeah Stop this little pain in my heart And now the days Has begin to get rough I say I want you to love me, love me Love me, baby, 'til I get enough Ohh Pain in my heart Little pain in my heart Stop this little pain in my heart Stop this little pain in my heart Someone stop this pain Someone stop this pain Ohh --by Otis Redding (1964)

August 3, 2005

Ain't That Peculiar

Honey, you do me wrong but still I'm crazy about you Stay away too long and I can't do without you Every chance you get, you seem to hurt me more and more But each hurt makes my love stronger than before I know flowers go through rain But how can love go through pain Ain't that peculiar A peculiar-ality Ain't that peculiar Peculiar as can be You tell me lies that should be obvious to me I've been so much in love with you, baby, 'til I don't wanna see that things you do and say are designed to make me blue It's a doggone shame my love for you makes all your lies seem true But if truth makes love last longer why do lies make my love stronger Ain't that peculiar A peculiar-ality Ain't that peculiar, baby Peculiar as can be I cried so much, just like a child that's lost its home Maybe, baby, you think these tears I cry are tears of joy A child can cry so much until you do everything they say But unlike a child, my tears don't help me get my way I know love can last through years But how can love last through tears Ain't that peculiar A peculiar-ality Ain't that peculiar Peculiar as can be --by Marvin Gaye (1965)

August 2, 2005

In The News Today: Robber Comes Back

It turned out to be a bad idea when a disappointed robber returned to the crime scene at a gas station in Padburg, Germany. He had been there earlier and was simply turned down (, , ), even though he made threats with something that looked like a gun and was fairly well covered under some kind of hat or hood. He returned a few hours later for a second attempt (, ) and the 26 year old robber landed right in the arms of the police that were still there after the station owner had called them. The robber is now in custody. Well...what can I say. Dude needs to embark on a different career path, 'cause that being a robber stuff is just going absolutely nowhere!

August 1, 2005

In The News Today: Museum Guests Can Get Naked! :o)

Leopold Museum in Vienna, the capital of Austria, allows the guests free entry if they take off their clothes. The gallery is exhibiting erotic paintings from the beginning of the 1900's and it's a combination of the theme and the hot weather in Vienna that has gotten the museum to take this untraditional approach, explains the museum's founder Elisabeth Leopold. It's free to enter the museum in a swimsuit...or with nothing at all on. Hee hee hee......gotta love that......just wonderful......I like it!!!

July 31, 2005

Board Junkie?

Come on, fess up, are you a board junkie? (Referring to the message board where I originally posted this.) Or worse...a bored board junkie? 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE ADDICTED...and if 3 or more of these apply to you, then you're a junkie! *You keep a bottle or pail next to the computer to pee in, so U don't miss anything. *The last time you went outside was in the mid 90's. *You have a snack shelf, drawer or box near your computer. *You moved your refrigerator next to the computer. *If there was an earthquake, your first reaction would be to quickly cover your computer with your body to protect it. *Almost none of your friends have a last name. *There's no way you could go 48 hours without posting a song or joke. *A long walk for you is going to the bathroom, then the kitchen, then back to the computer. *Your neighbors think you're totally loony, 'cause they know you don't have company, but they always hear you bursting out into sudden fits of laughter. *If someone came to your door and there wasn't much happening on the board, so you answered... Seeing an actual three dimensional person would either completely mystify you or totally freak you out.

July 30, 2005

Acting Job: Good Guy or Bad Guy...?

You get an acting job in a movie and you're offered the choice of two lead characters... FOR THE GUYS: You can play the good guy; the nice guy; the hero. He has relationship troubles with a woman, but in the end there's a really dramatic rescue scene where he rescues her and saves a bunch of other people. He marries the girl, they have a child and live happily ever after. OR you can play this other character who's a real bad guy...he's evil, kills a bunch of people for fun, uses drugs and steals. Maybe he gets killed in the end, maybe he escapes. The script isn't completely finished yet, so you don't know. *Which character would you want to be and why?? FOR THE GIRLS: Pretty much the same as for the guys, except you'll be a girl, of course. You'll be playing either the girlfriend of the hero, who is a very funny, warm, caring sweet girl, a character everybody will love... ...OR you play the bad girl, who is partners with the bad guy for awhile. She's into drugs, stealing, kills a few people and towards the end takes off on her own with all the money she was supposed to split with her partner. The script isn't finished, so it's not decided yet if she gets away or gets shot by the police maybe or dies in a car crash during the getaway. *Which character would you want to be and why?? And...for the BAD GUY/BAD GIRL...if you pick the bad guy/girl character, do you hope your character gets away and lives OR would you rather want to be in a big violent death scene??

July 29, 2005

In The News: Newest Trend: Plastic Wristbands

I saw an article in a magazine about this. I had no idea it was so popular! I hadn't noticed. Apparently, this is supposed to be the hottest latest trend right now... It was bicycle racer, Lance Armstrong, that in the summer of 2004 launched the first of these wristbands. Lance had been infected with cancer and developed the yellow "Livestrong" plastic wristband that supports cancer research. So far, there's been over 50 million of them sold all over the world, which has provided over 50 million dollars to cancer research. Since then, there have come out several other wristbands that one can buy to support various causes. In addition, there are so-called "awareness" wristbands that are worn to draw attention to certain causes. To make things more confusing, young people have come up with new meanings for the wristbands. Instead of drawing attention to a good cause, the wristbands simply advertise one's sexual preferences. The most popular support wristbands are: Stand Up Speak Up: A white and a black band bonded together, imprinted with the words "Stand Up Speak Up". It is worn as a symbol against racism, and supports anti-racism projects in Europe. Livestrong: Lance Armstrong's yellow wristband, imprinted with the word "Livestrong". It supports cancer research. MakePovertyHistory: A white cloth wristband with black letters. This one supports a global campaign against poverty and inequality. In U.S.A., the campaign is called "One". The most popular awareness wristbands: Beat Bullying: This one is blue, imprinted with the words "Beat Bullying" and sets focus on bullying. Breast Cancer Awareness and Share Beauty Spread Hope: Pink wristbands made to draw attention to breast cancer. A study taken among young people in England showed that they've given the wristbands a completely different meaning than the originals: Pink: heterosexual girl Blue: heterosexual boy Red: open to sex White: in a relationship Yellow: lost my virginity Black: just broke up with someone Purple or turquoise: homosexual Pink and Blue together: bisexual Pink and Red together: heterosexual girl open to sex And so on...one can one combine the wristbands in different ways. In U.S.A., the meanings are more extreme... Black: like sex Blue: like blow jobs Clear: into everything Orange: kissing Red: lap dance Purple: analsex White: like to show my breasts Pink: like to expose myself Glow in the dark green: into sex toys There's a picture of Paris Hilton in this magazine I have and she's wearing a black one, a purple one and a white one. Meaning...into sex, analsex and like to show my breasts. The article adds, she's missing one to let everyone know she would like to have the whole thing filmed...ha ha...... There are also a few pictures of well-known people, also a politician, wearing one of the original good-cause wristbands...but if you take the new meanings into consideration, it's kinda funny... I was thinking maybe there would be some women who'd like a brown one, to signal, for example, that gifts of chocolate are accepted and may be rewarded with a kiss or possible sexual favors...... I think I might want a multi-colored one, to let people know I'm open to the idea of being stripped and gangbanged by a group of girls...... Hmmm, maybe a dark green one to let people know I might accept money for sexual favors...hee hee...... So, which ones would you wear?? Got any ideas for more of 'em?

July 28, 2005

In The News Today: Legal Drugs For Sale In Garden Centers

News from Denmark: Young people buy plant seeds, that are nature's answer to the illegal drug LSD, in gardening centers and supermarkets. On several popular debating sites on the internet, young people inform each other of this possibility. One can quite legally buy euphoric drugs down at the local Bilka (a large chain of supermarkets; Danish equivalent of Wal-Mart), writes an 18 year old on a Danish internet site called netstationen. The 18 year old refers to the bind weed ( direct translation) Morning Glory, that contains an LSD-like drug, LSA. Bilka has now taken all those seeds off the shelves, reports the head of information for the chain of stores, Poul Guldborg. Now I find out about this?! Sigh...I never get to have any fun...darn... And, hmmmm, actually, I don't even know much about drugs (effects...yes, how to use them...no), so what do you do after you get the seeds? Eat 'em, suck on 'em, boil 'em and make soup...? Gosh, what a bummer if you have to plant them and wait for something to grow. And then what...like, dry it out, grind it up, roll it and smoke it? But I don't smoke...darn...

July 27, 2005

Shit

THIS IS THE SHIT POLL How much shit do you have to deal with in your life?? Where are you on the following scale... A) Zero to ANKLE deep in shit. (Life is pretty good and you're happy and shit free or occasionally there's some shit to deal with.) B) You've got to remember not to trip and fall on your BUTT, 'cause you're knee deep in shit... C) Mid-point as far as being in shit goes; waist deep. Otherwise known as COCK or CUNT deep in shit. Everything is kind of half and half, equally as many good days as totally shitty days. Or during the day, there are 'bout as many nice things as there are totally shitty things to deal with... D) You're pretty much DONE for and way too DEEP, 'cause you're up to your elbows in shit... E) You've had really quite ENOUGH (!!!) shit, 'cause you're up to your neck in it...(like, EWWWWWWWW )... F) The FINAL stage, where it just doesn't get any worse, 'cause you're F***ING drowning in shit! (Just simply pretty much FINISHED ...) Earlier today, I felt I was up to my elbows in shit (D), but then I really thought about it and decided I was prob'ly just waist deep (C). But, actually, if I compare my problems to everyone else, maybe I'm only knee deep in shit (B)...just gotta keep on the lookout and not trip over anything...except...at the moment, I'm back to thinking the correct answer is C. I guess life is constantly dealing with the tide of shit that comes your way... So, where do YOU stand?

July 26, 2005

In The News Today: Killer Mice Eat Live Albatross

Giant mice threaten one of the world's largest colonies of albatross (vErY large sea bird) and other sea birds, according to British researchers. The youngest birds on Gough Island in the Atlantic ocean are being eaten alive by mice. Even though a young albatross is almost a meter high (OMG!) and weighs 250 times more than a mouse inhabitant on the island, they can't defend themselves when the rodents decide to make a meal out of them. Researchers have seen up to 10 mice attack and consume a young albatross. Some species of birds on the island are threatened by extinction, reports BBC. It's being considered now about whether the mice should be poisoned or deadly diseases should be spread among them. Like...ewwwwwww!!! Yuuuuucky! To be attacked and eaten alive by mice?! Gross!! Yuck, yuck, ewwwww, disgusting, yucky, yuck!!!!!!

July 26, 2005

In The News Today: Hormone To Lose Weight

British researchers believe they are on the way to finding a new method that will effectively replace powders, the renouncing of carbohydrates and other methods to lose weight. A daily dose of oxyntomodulin, a digestive hormone normally released in the small intestine, shuts down your appetite so that your brain thinks you're satisfied. During four weeks have 26 test people on average lost 2,3 kilos (around 5 pounds) and they experienced no side effects. Internationally, there are more than 1 billion overweight people. One third of those can be defined as obese and the percentage is rising. Oh, yes...waiting, hoping, praying...always, always, always...come on, researchers!!!

July 25, 2005

Best 70's Song

What would you say is the best song of the 1970's?? I like disco, so mine is "Get Down Tonight" by KC & The Sunshine Band. --Love it!!! Number 2 would be "I Feel Love (Original 12" Version)" by Donna Summer. Battling for the nr.3 spot on my list are "You Should Be Dancing" by The Bee Gees and "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson.

July 24, 2005

Dream

Yeah, so, I had this dream last night where I was Buffy The Vampire Slayer and I was in the middle of trying to kill the bad guy and it was really intense and just as I was about to strike him in the neck with an axe, wondering if it would actually do anything to him, I woke up! And I had to pee... Sigh... It was a rEaLLy cool dream and at first I was kinda pissed about waking up when it was just getting really exciting. I wanted so much to go back! But then I also thought...you know, actually, that's really a lot of responsibility, having to kill a bad guy that you haven't figured out how to kill yet, so you can save the world from an evil Apocalypse... So, then I thought if I don't get back to the dream, that would be okay too...

July 24, 2005

Facts Of Life

I heard this song today: This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are are are are are so help me God Did you know that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV? Did you know 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites? Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8 spiders a year Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blonde The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average erect penis is 5.2" long and 4.2" circumcised Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are are are are are 22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britain 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die every year testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue The "Guiness Book Of World Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries Butterflies taste with their feet 5% of the population is gay The worlds best known word is "okay" the second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola" The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a "Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest" In 1995, a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible the IKEA catalogue This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are are are are are 1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life In 1950, we were 3 billion people on the earth today we are 6 billion people time is ticking, ticking, yeah Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants 74% of all nudist females are nudists because their husbands are nudists More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders 21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm Unfortunately, it got stolen This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do This is who we are, this is what we do so help me God --by Lazyboy (2004)

July 23, 2005

Batman vs. Superman vs. Spiderman

So, one day Batman, Superman and Spiderman get into a fight. Maybe it's over a girl, maybe they were discussing politics, who knows, but they get in this big violent fight...who would win??

July 23, 2005

Wonder Woman marries...?

Wonder Woman gets married with another superhero...so, who should it be and why?

July 23, 2005

Godzilla vs. King Kong

Who wins that one?

July 23, 2005

Freddy Krueger vs. Candyman vs. Darth Vader

All three meet up and get into a fight over who's the most evil and most powerful. Who wins that one?

July 23, 2005

Friends/Relationships

With all the quotes going on here (this being a reference to the forum I originally posted this)...this one came to my mind earlier today... How much fun are you to live with? --That one comes up a lot on the Dr. Phil show. It's a really good point. Really...think about that. I don't know if it would've changed a lot in my last relationship, but I sure wish now that I would've thought of that a whole lot more when we were together. Another one is: If you want a good friend, BE a good friend. So many people complain about this or that person is not being a good friend. Just think about what you're really doing to inspire that person to be a good friend. What kind of example are you giving? For me, once in awhile, I get down about not seeming to have any friends, but when I really think about how much effort I'm putting into being a good friend for anyone, sometimes it all makes sense. One more: You teach people how to treat you. For example, if someone's treating you in a way that bothers you, say somethin' about it! Tell them directly. If you don't, they'll prob'ly just go on treating you the same way. People won't treat you bad, if you don't let them get away with it. Now, that doesn't mean get nasty or come down to their level or scream and shout, but simply, calmly, let them know every time they do it that you don't like it and they are to treat you with respect. Show by example, always. I just thought I'd add, since those quotes stress so much the importance of maintaining relationships, that not all relationships are meant to be kept! For example, some people are so consistently negative or constantly demanding that it darkens your world, your mood and your thoughts. If someone drains you just too much all the time and brings you down...let that relationship go. (Even if it's a relative. Works for me, anyway. I've also had friends, in the past, that used me to get things they want. I got tired of it, dropped those relationships and refuse to be used like that again.) To try and end on a positive note though... If you care about a relationship and it's worth keeping...ask yourself, how much fun am I to be around, am I actually giving that person what I want from them, and am I treating them how I want to be treated in return... This has been a simple message promoting peace and love......

July 23, 2005

In The News Today: Authorities Give Up The Use Of Judicial Language

News in Denmark today: For years have doctors, lawyers and insurance agents emphasized their power by using Latin words, complicated paragraphs and involved sentences. But now more and more are working towards simplifying their language. Where letters in the past that couldn't be understood gave respect, now only creates angry customers who demand an explanation. Communication researcher Anne Katrine Lund explains that the language used shows that the general view of authority has changed. Earlier, there was power in the art of using technical jargon. Now people believe that someone who expresses themselves unclearly doesn't have control over anything at all. A few (slightly extreme) examples... *A doctor can write in a patient's file: July 10th. Or was it June 10th? The 15th? Something like that. Yeah, I think so. Anyway, dude comes in bleedin' 'n stuff. It was a big boo boo. I washed it, put stuff on it and everything's cool now. *Lawyer sends a letter: Hey, man! You owe some money, dude. To take money from someone and not pay it back...? Dude! Ain't cool. Nuff said. You gots 2 pay. *Insurance agent talking to a client: I don't think so, bitch! Check in da contract. Numba 13, letta G. It be sayin' der 'bout how ya ain't be covered. Yo' ass ain't gettin' shit!

July 21, 2005

Don't You Hate It When...

Don't you hate it when you open the freezer and frozen meat falls on your bare foot? Ouch... (Happened to me today.) Don't you hate it when you get up in the morning to go pee and even though you're half asleep, you aim straight but...the stream just goes in another direction? Don't you hate it when there's something on TV you've been planning to watch, you bust your ass and cut things short to get there on time...and find out the program got cancelled, moved, or you just plain read the time wrong in the guide? Don't you hate it when you spend a half hour carefully planning out what to get at the supermarket, writing it all down and everything's arranged according to the layout in the store, but there are a few places to go, you're running late, you zip out the door and sometime later you realize you forgot the list? (Happened to me today also. 'Cept I'm broke, so it only took a few minutes to make a list but still! I don't wanna forget something and have to go back...) Don't you hate it when you have 3 alarm clocks and still can't get up on time? (Actually, that happened to me today too! But I only set 2 alarms though, thinking that was enough. Well, 3 doesn't always work either...) Don't you hate it when you're in a small store and there's some old fat guy toddling along, breathing heavy, moving at a snail's pace and there's no way to get around him? (That also happened to me today. It only lasted around 10 seconds, but for those 10 seconds it was really annoying!) Don't you hate it when you go shopping, come home at dinner time hungry and stressed out from the traffic and eat a big chocolate bar, instead of making dinner first?! Then you have no dessert and dinner wasn't so great, just 'cause you were kinda full of chocolate. (Happened to me yesterday.) Don't you hate it when you're only planning to turn on the computer for 20 minutes and the next thing you know, hours have disappeared?! (Happens waaay to often!) Don't you hate it when someone makes a "Don't You Hate It When" list and you wanna add a few things to the list but you can't?

July 21, 2005

In The News Today: Axe Attack

Man Attacked Friend With An Axe A 35 year old man has been taken into custody after using an axe to attack a 34 year old man late Tuesday night in Augustenborg, Denmark. The two men knew each other and got into an argument that ended with the 35 year old chasing the 34 year old victim with an axe. He threw the axe into the back of the victim, that had already suffered a perforated lung and a broken rib. According to the police, the attacker had previously threatened others with an axe. At that time, the potential weapon was confiscated, but since then he had apparently gotten another one. Okay...top 10 possible defense strategies (in random order): *I'm addicted to chopping things with my axe. There just wasn't any wood left. I heard my friend say "would" in a sentence and I guess I just lost my mind. It only happened once before... *It just didn't come with a warning label: Not intended for use on humans. *But I was just holding it. And it slipped. I must've tripped on something and it flew out of my hands... *I heard him say, "Hurt me with that axe!" I really thought he wanted me to do it. I guess I just didn't hear the "don't" part in the beginning... *I do violent things in my sleep... *Well, see, I have two axes. One's plastic and the other is real. I was just messin' with my friend. I thought I grabbed the plastic one... *But I wasn't aiming for him! A bee was chasing him. I just grabbed the closest thing and threw it at the bee... *He said he was hot. I just thought a little ventilation in his clothing would help cool him off. *No, no, no, I just wanted him to see my new axe. He's my friend, I was gonna show it to him, that's all. Only he was a little too far away. So, I lightly tossed it. And only then did I realize his back was turned. *Oh, come on, we were just having a foot race. You know, on your mark, get set, go! I guess I'm just a little over competitive and for that I apologize. You're not still mad, are ya, buddy, come 'ere and gi' me a hug...

July 21, 2005

Tonight's Workout Music

Hello. Back again mentioning my workout music, since that aLwAyS invokes a hefty response! *Giggle, giggle, snort...giggle*. Hey, my fans in other galaxies love when I talk about my music! (And, yes, I live completely in my own world. I don't want to join yours, I simply want to tell you about mine.) Good run tonight and the main music disc was...well, actually the only disc I used 'cause I listened to a couple of the songs a few times. This one's titled Workout 2001 nr.3 1. 2 Heavy --Deep Funk Project (from a 2001 compilation) 7:30 2. Boy Versus Girl (Peace Division Dub) --Boom (2000) 5:40 3. Strange World (Blackwatch "King Monkey Dub") --Greed feat. Lesley (2000) 6:06 4. Fallingtogether --Max Graham (2001) 5:22 5. Wasteland (Chab Remix) --Kamaya Painters (2000 or 2001) 9:15 6. Tell You --Max Graham (2001) 7:56 7. Redemption (Max Graham Dead Sea Mix) --Conjure One (2001) 11:47 8. Radiate (Mike Monday Remix) --DJ Remy (2000) 4:32 9. Basis --Red Moon (from a 2001 compilation) 6:06 10. Slave Driver --Paranoid Jack (from a 2001 compilation) 4:27 11. The Virus (King Unique's Dirty Dub) --Mutiny UK (2001) 5:10 12. Skin Deep (Gulf of Tonkin Mix) --Blackwatch (from a 2001 compilation) 5:47 This disc I made (years ago) has much more house music than usual, making it a bit different from what I usually put together. It starts off with "2 Heavy", a slow warm up piece. Imagine a slow goa-trance tune vs. something you might find on the Buddha Bar series, if you know what that is. This song is a simple ascent into what's coming. Now, to really kick things off and move and groove, the next song "Boy Versus Girl"...a beautifully layered house tune...hyped up on acid and coke, but in a good way, of course. A bit of lyrical content, a simple "everybody on the ride" repeated many times throughout. Tonight, I thought of it as a sort of internet mantra...as everybody switches on and surfs the web. Everybody on the ride! Maybe it's a life philosophy, a chant. Or maybe it's just a reminder to enjoy sex. I always think also of a certain play thing in a park when I hear this song. Do you know those circular metal things that spin around, with handles and you grab a handle and run with it to get the whole thing spinning. Then you jump on and enjoy the ride. I used to love that thing! Anyway...really cool song!!! Next is "Strange World", keeping up the beautiful layered hyped-up house sound. This one's a bit more trance sounding though. Lyrical content again...but only consisting of a female voice saying "strange, strange world" and it repeats several times. There comes a point towards the end where she says, "Oh, my God" and the music slows, then builds up tension and releases again...that's hot...way cool song... Next..."Fallingtogether"...a smooth melodic Max Graham trance song, with energy. Like with so many other DJ's back around that time, loved his sound, the stuff he was doing...awesome... Then comes "Wasteland"...a nice track I pulled off a Seb Fontaine compilation. Starts off sounding mostly like house, but after a couple of minutes is more of a trance tune. "Tell You" is next, another great Max Graham song, smooth, melodic, distinctive, signature Graham sound. I was thinking of everyone posting stuff on the board tonight, everyone replying to things...'cause the lyrical content here is mostly, "I, I just want to tell you". "Redemption" follows. Although Graham didn't compose this one, only remixed it...it sounds like a Max Graham song! Really great trance song here. Fantastic remix! Then comes "Radiate". Mostly a housy percussion piece. It's rare I would like such a strongly percussion oriented piece, but the beat work here is just great... Number nine is "Basis"...a continuation of awesome beat work. Layered percussion. More intense. Higher energy. Just absolutely amazing!! Love that rhythm... Ten is "Slave Driver". Awesome percussion again! With a bit of melody added. Plus a deep rumbling voice saying, "You belong to me." Uh huh...listening to this song, your ass is owned...that rhythm is hypnotic and so good, you don't want it to stop. Next to last is "The Virus". Emphasis on percussion again...hyped up awesome house tune. On these cool percussion pieces, sometimes I think when I run that as my right foot comes down, the earth tilts to the right and as my left foot comes down, the earth tilts to the left. The earth rocks and I'm running with this trippy music, man...way cool. Lyrical content here..."I'm the virus" repeated several times throughout. Sometimes I imagine that to be the thought of some happy trippin' lil aids virus just happily and eagerly gettin' around...anticipating hopping onto a new victim...or maybe it found a new victim already and it's gettin' all comfortable and happy. Or maybe...it's a voice...just hinting at the fact that you're hooked to the rhythm here, addicted...the rhythm infected you like a virus... And the last one..."Skin Deep"...again...trippy percussion oriented house song...really hot...very reminiscent of song 2 and 3... Okay, okay, on to something else, another topic, other posts...something someone will understand... Even if ya don't know the music I'm talking about, you gotta admire my passion for it......

July 20, 2005

Answers To ALL Life's Problems

Without wasting a single minute more of your precious time than I have to, let me get right to the point and tell you about a very exciting offer! I'm going to offer you two books that will change your life!! These two books will identify and contain the answers to all the problems in your life. Imagine the ease and comfort of knowing the answer to each and every one of your specific problems exists in one of these books. All this is yours for the low low price of...(hmmmm, thinking...)...$79.95!!! For this incredibly low price, every single one of your problems will be solved! This will, however, require some effort on your part. You must be willing to make an effort and do a bit of work so that these books are tailored to your specific desires and needs. In book one, which is blank, you will write down every question, every problem you can possibly think of that you want answered/solved. Now, in book two, which is also blank, you will write down every idea you have about how to answer your question or solve that pesky problem that's been bothering you. You may talk to your friends, your family, search the internet, use any source you can utilize to help you find that answer! And there you have it! Book one will specifically identify each problem or question you have. And book two will contain the answers!! All conveniently tailored to suit your individual concerns and needs. The answers to all life's problems for just $79.95! Buy your set now!! A free set of steak knives is included if you order within ten days. (No checks. I want cash. Or send me your credit card, so I can deduct the proper amount. You'll get your card back...eventually...)

July 20, 2005

Do You Iron?

I never used to even think about it 'til my ex came along. Then she started ironing all my clothes for me. At first, I wasn't really sure I wanted her to. I was actually worried I might look dorky wearing ironed clothes. But...turned out, I loved it! I felt like a movie star! Then we broke up but I still wanted all my clothes 'n stuff ironed! So, I had to learn to do it myself. Kinda hard and reallllly time consuming in the beginning. But now I'm good at it.

July 20, 2005

In The News Today: Man Dies After "Basejump"

In Norway, a male basejumper died yesterday afternoon after a jump from a cliff near Kjeragveggen in Rogoland. Basejumping is an extreme sport where someone jumps from a high spot, like a cliff, bridge or skyscraper, with a parachute on their back. Police and rescue people received calls shortly after 3pm from people that had witnessed the accident. The man's parachute opened too late during the 1000 meter fall. He hit the ground and died instantly. Final thoughts... "Oh nooooo! Eeeek, holy shit, uh oh..." --SPLAT!!! Now, that's entertainment!!

July 20, 2005

WARNING

CRITICAL ALERT: A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!! THIS PARTICULAR VIRUS IS ONE OF THE LATEST AND MOST VICIOUS OF ALL. (Left untreated, this virus will consume metal parts and wiring until your computer ceases to function.) YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY DISCONNECT YOUR HARD DRIVE AND SUBMERSE IT IN WATER. THE VIRUS CANNOT LIVE IN WATER. IT WILL SUFFOCATE AND DROWN. Like, totally, really...for sure...I promise... And yes, this message was brought to you by some idiot with nothing better to do...(actually, there is a lot of stuff I should be doing, but I think I'm getting addicted to posting messages...just another lost soul...help me...) NOW GO DROWN THAT VIRUS!!!! HURRY!

July 18, 2005

One Of My Plants

I guess plants don't do well near the computer. I've had this fair-sized healthy succulent for years. Usually I think succulents are too boring, but this particular one I liked. Anyway, recently, I placed it between the computer and the screen...and now it's over half dead. Like, uh oh, here's something to consider...if that happens to a plant...what happens to people that sit at the computer too much??!

July 17, 2005

Tonight's Workout Music...

Just finished my workout and had a shower. (Don't worry, clean and fresh!! Used deodorant and eau de toilette. I always smell good. Even if no one's around. Just thought I'd throw that in...you know, in case some hottie wanted to come by and sit on my lap, while I finish this......or wanted to climb in my bed later.... I'm sUcH a dReAmEr!) Was listening to my favorite workout disc that I made so far. This one's titled Workout 2003/2004 nr.1 and the songs are... 1. Only Your Love (Holmes Ives Remix) --Seroya (2003) 7:50 2. Sunrise (Love To Infinity Club Mix) --Simply Red (2003) 7:22 3. Aenema --The PQM Project (vocals by Ekaterini) (2003) 6:53 4. Cry Me A River (Bill Hamel Justinough Vocal Remix) --Justin Timberlake (2002) 5:22 5. Eclipse (Leama & Moor Mix) --Little Wonder (2003) 7:45 6. The Sheppard --Luke Chable presents Quest (2004) 5:31 7. Open Day (Original Mix) --Steve May (2003) 7:52 8. Sincere (Lange Mix) --Firewall (2003) 9:06 9. Truly (Brother Brown Remix) --Delerium (feat. Nerina Pallot) (2004) 9:28 10. It's Our Future --Marc O'Toole (2003) 1:53 11. Quintos (Nowhere Mix) --Red and Blue (2003) 6:43 12. Inner Earth --Ultravision (2003) 1:20 It all starts off with an absolutely way cool house tune as a warm up, then gradually picks up speed and energy and gets more intense song by song, all as a build up to my favorite song of all time (so far!)...Open Day! Well over a year since I first heard it and it's still completely aWeSoMe!!!! Then comes the cool down phase... LoVe this disc! Oh yeah, listened to that song Sunray a few times too, that one I mentioned yesterday by Altitude. Mmmmm, such good music, good workout too......

July 16, 2005

Sunray

I heard this way hOt song today called Sunray. It's by Altitude. It's been quite awhile since I heard a good song from them. Of course, I don't expect anyone here to have ever heard of Altitude before! I'm a trance and DJ freak. I love to check out all the great underground songs DJ's find. Once in awhile I manage to find something on my own too, before I see it on a DJ playlist or that's not on anyone's list. That's always cool. Love the rush when I hear something new that I like and fall in love with it! Oh yeah, anyway...the beginning of the song isn't so special, mostly beats 'n stuff, but by the second minute it's totally kickass hot!!! By then there's melody and there are vocals, but no words, something between a moan and a chant. Makes that song rOcK! It's just awesome. It was published last year, so I can't exactly say it's one of my new hot finds for this year, but...I'm sure it came out late last year, so it's...not too wildly old. I've only heard a 5 minute "Edit" so far. Hmmm, I wonder if it's worth it to get the single. The beginning seems a bit too long and the end seems cut short on this version. Hee hee, just had to mention it, even though nobody will know what the hell I'm talkin' 'bout.

July 15, 2005

Naked and Tied To Your Bed...:o)...

Okay, girls, if you walked into your bedroom and found me naked and tied to your bed...what would you do with me?? You can pick from the following list or skip on down to "Z", fill in the blank and tell me something not on the list...... A) Go to the kitchen and come back with chocolate syrup and/or whipped cream to decorate my nude body and then lick it all off ()... B) Scream and run off to find your boyfriend or husband to beat me up. C) Call your grandma, 'cause it's been such a long time since she got any. (Oh noooo! Please...I beg of you...don't do that...) D) Call 911 and report a break-in. (Oh s**t, how embarrassing. Looks like I picked the wrong girl......) E) Call all your cute girl friends to come over and gangbang me. (Yeah, I know...only a guy would come up with that as a possibility...) F) Open the closet and start getting out the whips, chains, nipple clamps, etc. (Oh my goodness...please go easy on me, I'm not into pain. Be nice, okay?) G) Get out your camera and take pictures for the upcoming lawsuit where you seek damages for emotional distress. (Oh, pick something else...I ain't gots no money, woman...) H) Strip all your clothes off and jump on my face, smothering me and if my tongue does the right thing real quick, you'll let me live. I) F*** me hard and leave me there, 'cause you'll enjoy having me as your bitch/f*** toy... J) Quietly mutter, "Oh no, not another one, why does this always happen to me..." and walk out. K) Casually walk over to me, climb on the bed and begin caressing my balls and all over my crotch and give me oral sex...(mmmmmm, I like this one!) L) Go outside to check the address 'cause you think you walked into the wrong house... M) Run off to tell your boyfriend or husband thanks and drag him in for a threesome. (Uh oh, I don't know if I'm into that...guess I don't have a choice now, do I...) N) Run off to grab your girlfriend and get her in on a threesome..(oh yeah......wouldn't mind that...nope, not at all......) O) Shut the door, leave, tell all your kids to go out and play for a few hours and then come back for a good time... P) Politely excuse yourself and hurry to the bathroom to shave your legs, put on some make-up and do your hair... Q) Go back to your computer and post a message somewhere saying what just happened and asking what you should do... R) Look up at the ceiling and whisper (or yell, depending on how you feel)..."Thank you, God!" S) Simply smile over the fact that I have nowhere to run like all the rest, now that I've found out you lied on your profile and you actually weigh in excess of 300 pounds... T) Just stand there for a minute and think about what to do with me... U) Untie me and offer to go to dinner and a movie with me, since you don't f*** on the first date... V) Scream 'cause you're still a virgin and nothing like this ever happened before... W) Scream 'cause you're still a virgin and excitedly pounce on me, planning to catch up on everything you haven't done yet... X) Some or most of the above Y) All of the above Z) Fill in the blank:_______________________________________________

July 12, 2005

In The News Today: Wounded Deer Suffered After Being Shot

A wounded deer suffered for several days after being shot with a saloon rifle last week near Fakse in Denmark. According to Danish law, it is not allowed to shoot deer around this time of the year when deer have little ones to look after that will die without their mother. The deer was found last Friday, but probably had been dead for a couple of days. It was shot with a saloon rifle, which is not suitable for hunting because it's not powerful enough to kill an animal right away. The deer walked around with a bullet in the head during the days before it died. Oh my God...this is just sooooooo sad! Poor sweet innocent deer...just peacefully walking in the forest one day...

July 12, 2005

In The News Today: Playful Seal Attacks Bathers In Norway

Over the weekend, a seal attacked bathers at the Norwegian town of Ålesund. The seal, whose name is Nemo, was born in an aquarium in 1998, but for the last couple of years has been swimming freely in the ocean outside of the aquarium. Last Saturday, he attacked a woman in the water and tried to hold her down by hopping up on her back. The woman was rescued and brought back to land. A 25 year old man decided to get a closer look at the seal. He couldn't resist the temptation to pat the cute seal on the head. The man was then bitten on the leg. Hmmmm, does anyone still think Nemo the seal is cute...?

July 12, 2005

In The News Today: 128 Pheasants Bitten To Death By Dog

An unleashed dog bit 128 pheasants to death near Høng in the area of west sjælland, Denmark. The dog broke into one of the aviaries. Luckily, it didn't get into the one next to it because in there are 1000 pheasants, explained an officer at the scene. The owner of the dog will receive a fine for letting the dog roam around unleashed. And the grieving pheasant breeder has added up the damages to 7,320 kroners. (About 1200 dollars.) Oh my goodness...sounds like the dog had a reallllly fun wild kickass day...... Poor birds......

July 11, 2005

Latest cool song I found (Hold Tight London)

I'm just beginning to search around and get caught up with music released this year (you know, all the stuff besides the usual junk on the radio). Anyway, my first hot find for the year is a song called Hold Tight London by The Chemical Brothers (vocals by Anna-Lynne Williams). I'm not a big fan of The Chemical Brothers or anything. Some of their songs are okay. This one is the only one they've done that I'm gonna add to my music collection. Very different from their usual techno style. This one's more a rock/pop song. The first thing I noticed was how nice and dreamy the vocals are. Next, I was struck by how much this song reminds me of Fleetwood Mac. It's hard to imagine Lindsey Buckingham wasn't involved with this. I keep imagining I'll see his name but it's not there. I'd swear this song is filled with his spirit and the old familiar sound of Fleetwood Mac. I can easily picture this song as a soft pop tune on the radio. However, this one is almost too cool for the radio and...it has this mesmerizing floating energy to it (for me anyway). I'm gonna use it as a workout song. I guess it would have to be edited to put on the radio. That's a shame. The songs blend on the CD. I always record on mini-disc 'cause it's small and I like the editing capabilities. The song came out to 6:42. I don't know if there's a radio version or if there's going to be one and I can easily see how it could be edited to a 3 minute pop song, but...like I said, that would be a shame. The lyrics go like this... So why do I warn you? I see things when I hold you But I've whispered it's alright It was you and me and a long night You're a ghost in the doorway I can see through and I hold tight Understand holding until it hurts I just want you here and you're lovely You're a ghost in the doorway I can see through and I hold tight Understand holding until it hurts I just want you here and you're lovely Don't worry, nothing can go wrong Don't worry, nothing can go wrong Don't worry, nothing can go wrong Don't worry, nothing can go wrong Well, when I find some more cool songs I get excited about, I'll be back with some thoughts on them......

July 9, 2005

		Closer
		You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides Help me I've got no soul to sell Help me The only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God You can have my isolation You can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith You can have my everything Help me Tear down my reason Help me It's your sex I can smell Help me You make me perfect Help me think I'm somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God Through every forest Above the trees Within my stomach Scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive You are the reason I stay alive --by Nine Inch Nails (1994)

July 8, 2005

		I Need Some Money
		The best thing in life is free but you can give it to the birds an' bees I need some money, need some money Oh yeah, what I want Your love gimme such a thrill but your lovin' don't pay my bills I need some money, need some money Oh yeah, what I want I need some money, honey I need some money right away I need some money bad I need some money Oh yeah, what I want Money don't get everything, it's true but what it don't buy, daddy, I can't use I need some money, I need some money, yeah What I want I need some money, honey I need some money so bad All o' my bills behind I need some money right now I know your love is good, baby I need some money, oh yeah What I want What I want --by John Lee Hooker (1960) Who else loves shopping?! Do you love it so much, it gets you into money troubles and worrying about bills...? And even though you start sliding behind...you just can't stop...'cause those new jeans or that new sweater or those new shoes look sooo good on you... ...sigh... Then what about all the stuff you need and have been planning to get and how you were gonna get caught up on bills (ha ha)... ...sigh...

July 6, 2005

One of those days...

-I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry- Hear the lonesome whippoorwill He sounds too blue to fly The midnight train is whining low I'm so lonesome I could cry I've never seen a night so long When time goes crawling by The moon just went behind a cloud To hide its face and cry Did you ever see a robin weep When leaves begin to die That means he's lost the will to live I'm so lonesome I could cry The silence of a falling star Lights up a purple sky And as I wonder where you are I'm so lonesome I could cry --by Hank Williams (1949) ...sigh... ...another night in bed all alone... ...the search goes on and on... ...sigh...... Come on, send me a happy face or somethin'! Someone wanna introduce me to the joys of valium or vicodin or whatever...? ...sigh...

July 5, 2005

Music (Anyone into trance and club music?)

First, I'd like to say I'm into all kinds of music. (Well...maybe not "all". Opera, musicals, most rap, heavy metal, that stuff is...barf!) As time goes on, I listen to pop and rock less and less but I like to think I know what's going on, I like to keep up on everything. I'm always searching for new songs, making mixes on mini-disc, categorizing first by year, then by style. I'm familiar with pretty much everything from the first blues stuff recorded on up. And wow, some of those blues songs from, like, back around the 50's and early 60's are simply some of the best songs ever! But what I'm really way out truly passionate about is my workout music. Last night, during my run, I was listening to a disc I hadn't listened to in awhile, something back from 2000. And I was totally lovin' it, so impressed with myself! I just had to come here and list off the tracks as a tribute to my wonderfulousness and splendiferousness (and yes, I'm aware I'm possibly making up new words)... This one is simply titled Workout 2000 nr.3 1. Fifteenth Letter Of The Alphabet (Club Mix) --O (1999) 4:53 2. Excession (Blue Velvet Remix) --Altitude (2000) 4:55 3. Your Lying (Free State Remix) --The Croydon Dub Heads (2000) 4:22 4. Tell Me Why (The Riddle)(Radio Mix) --Paul Van Dyk feat. Saint Etienne (2000) 3:45 5. We Are Alive (Radio Mix) --Paul Van Dyk (2000) 3:03 6. We Are Alive (Vandit Club Mix) --Paul Van Dyk (2000) 5:41 7. Sixty Nine Ways --Cloud 69 (from a 2000 compilation CD) 5:34 8. The Lonely One (XXL) --Alice Deejay (2000) 4:27 9. Toca's Miracle (Club Mix) --Fragma (2000) 5:01 10. Superstring (Rank 1 Remix) --Cygnus X (2000) 6:53 11. The Beauty of Silence (Original Extended) --Svenson + Gielen (2000) 9:07 12. The Vision (Vision 1 Mix) --Mario Piu' presents DJ Arabesque (2000) 4:02 13. Played-A-Live (The Bongo Song)(Original Club Version) --Safri Duo (2000) 8:30 14. Tell Me Why (The Riddle)(Vandit Mix) --Paul Van Dyk feat. Saint Etienne (2000) 7:01 Listening to that got me thinking again about all the great music that came out around that time. I'd say most of the best music ever came out from 1999-2001! Gosh, what a time that was, so many DJ's back then. So many DJ's hit their peak around that time like...Paul Van Dyk, Paul Oakenfold, Max Graham, DJ Tiesto, John Digweed, Deep Dish, Creamer and Stephane K, Timo Maas, DJ Tomcraft, Seb Fontaine and the list goes on and on. Wow, and the clubs in England like Gatecrasher, Godskitchen, Cream...all the music being played...totally wild, way awesome, so many great songs!!! Where did all that go??!! I didn't think it was only a trend. I thought the whole world was finally discovering what the best music was and it would keep moving in on and influencing pop music and just grow and grow. I never thought it would disappear into the underground again. Well, I'm so happy with the library where I live...so many thousands of CD's covering every type of music and all free to borrow. That's what got me started exploring different types of music from all over the world and discovering new names. And I'm thrilled to have my own computer now, so I can always keep up with what's going on and find the good stuff! Okay...did anyone bother to read all this?

June 8, 2005

Lost (the tv series)

I'm still heartbroken and learning to cope with Buffy and Angel being over, but life goes on. (And I'm sure someone out there just got a confused look on their face...and then a very wide grin will appear...as you realize I'm serious...and you not being a fan, you couldn't possibly comprehend such a thing...but, it's okay...I forgive you.) Although I doubt anything will ever mean quite as much to me, there still are things on TV worth watching... Has anybody been watching Lost??! Holy cow, that series totally rOcKs!!! I guess if you really thought about it, some things about being stuck on a little island like that don't seem to affect the characters...you know, like they all still have amazingly great skin, perfect hair, makeup, ironed clothes, that kind of thing but (who wants to watch a bunch of ugly people anyway! Ha ha, keep 'em beautiful)...the storylines, the characters themselves, everything that's going on...it's just sOoOo cool! I lOvE it!! (The last 2 episodes of the first season are being shown on Monday here in Denmark, where I live.) And I'm so excited that the series will continue after the summer! Although the year is only half over and I only know about half or maybe just a fraction of all that's going on in TV land there (U.S.A.)...I vote Lost as the best new most way out rockin' awesome series of 2005!!!! And I vote Evangeline Lilly as the freshest sexiest best most wonderful new talent of 2005!!

May 25, 2005

The L Word

Hey all... I saw this cool movie on TV last night...New Best Friend (from 2002). Anyone else know that one? I had such a gOOd time watching that! And I'm so impressed with Mia Kirshner!! I think she's totally cool, just awesome!!! And that got me thinking about that series The L Word (Mia's in that) and how much I miss that show! They showed the first season here last year and it hasn't been on since. I wrote to the TV station today that used to show it and then started checking around. And I found out it's coming back!!!!!!! Season 2 starts on the 7th of June!!!!! F***, I was so happy, I seriously almost cried!! I lOvE that show. I miss it so much. Anyway...that's my exciting emotional heavy experience today... I'm smiling, I'm buzzed, feelin' groovy... I wanna drink and party now! Just as an experiment and well...'cause I'm broke...I went the last 6 weeks or more without drinking. I have a feeling, as soon as I get paid (next week)...I'm gonna get some vodka......

April 25, 2005

In The News Today: Space Snails

I was reading the news today and saw the headline... 50 Snails Home From Space Before I even read anything else, I was cracking up...so totally laughing. Well, as part of a Russian scientific experiment, 50 snails were sent into space with 3 men. And the article ends with, "Both the men and the snails are fine." Oh my God...space snails!!! Hmmm, do you think there's gonna be a thrilling horror movie about this mission soon? Maybe something went wrong...a mutation or...the snails could be just, you know, like, taken over by evil alien beings. Or...do you think maybe there are aliens out there laughing now? They saw the space capsule with their high-tech equipment, saw what was inside and now they're telling jokes about it...how earthlings seem to have some special bond with snails, perhaps worship them (or at the very least, keep them as prized pets). A bad reputation about us earthlings could be spreading right now...throughout the entire universe to all the alien communities... I hope this is not all something to do with some new sales strategy in childrens marketing. You know...buy your very own space snail now!! They're special, they're cool, they're just plain wild!!! They've been in outer space! Buy one now! Certificates of authenticated space travel included.

April 9, 2005

True love

Does anyone believe in true love?? Has it ever happened to you or...is it just some b.s. that only exists in the media?

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